Fueled by Coffee Chaos and Questionable Parenting Tee

This soft, breathable tee carries a playful, lived-in vibe for parents who survive on caffeine and humor. The front print layers bold, distressed type with subtle color accents to read: “Fueled by coffee, chaos & questionable parenting.” It sits on a classic crewneck silhouette that drapes comfortably—easy to throw on for early mornings, school runs, or weekend playdates. The feel is relaxed and honest: a shirt that says you’ll be caffeinated and creatively managing the chaos, not pretending otherwise. Wear it when you need a little levity and a lot of function.

Product features

- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — breathable medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²)

- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish

- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching

- Dual printing: crisp DTF details on sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main artwork

- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty, ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat